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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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