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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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