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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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