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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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