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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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