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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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