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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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