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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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