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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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