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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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