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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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