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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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