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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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