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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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