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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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