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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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