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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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