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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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