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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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