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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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