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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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