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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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