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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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