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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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