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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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