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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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