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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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