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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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