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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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