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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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