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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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