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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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