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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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