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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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