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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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