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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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