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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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