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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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