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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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