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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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