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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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