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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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