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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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