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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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