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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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