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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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