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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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