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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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