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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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