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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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