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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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