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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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