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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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