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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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