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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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