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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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