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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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