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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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