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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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