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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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